12:00 -!- dodger [dodger@sumi.schrettnix.org] has quit [Kill line active: sorry, server maintenance. please come back at 12:20 CEST when] 12:00 -!- Olli [olli@ans-netz.de] has quit [Kill line active: sorry, server maintenance. please come back at 12:20 CEST when] 12:00 -!- izax [gowry@shea.sysfive.com] has quit [Kill line active: sorry, server maintenance. please come back at 12:20 CEST when] 12:00 -!- logix [logix@ilsa.franken.de] has quit [Kill line active: sorry, server maintenance. please come back at 12:20 CEST when] 12:00 -!- robat [~robo@edv-sup.zew.de] has quit [Kill line active: sorry, server maintenance. please come back at 12:20 CEST when] 12:01 <@Calver> when WHAT? 12:01 < masterGS> "...when we have included the patch for long kill messages" 13:15 <@Calver> anything to buy in .fi that is so cheap there? ;-) 13:15 <@boink> Calver: yeah, snow :P 08:57 <@kakkola> boink.... would you marry me? 08:57 <@boink> only for money, dear 08:57 <@boink> afterwards I would poison you and run off with a 19 year-old. 22:37 < |m3m|> anyone knows if some weird happening is going on over the amsterdam exchange? 22:38 <@masterWHT> bad terrorist worm virus power outage windows crash cisco bug thing is going on! <...> no comment 06:04 <@deadflesh> I hope, Buddha doesn't exist - one life is pain enough 06:06 <@token> I wank as often as I shave. it's a good ritual. once on sunday, and once on thursday, or so. 06:06 <@token> the rest of the week I walk around with a face like a pirate, and balls like one, aswell. 03:49 <@token> temmi_whore was just nitpicking 03:49 <@temmi_hoo> :) 13:17 <@shamz> calver: maybe we'll get some slashdot moron to use a microwave oven to boost his signal 13:18 <@shamz> 802.11grill 11:24 <@kakkola> make setup check 11:24 <@kakkola> ops 11:25 <@Calver> kakkola: don't know how to make setup. Stop 11:25 <@kakkola> make sex? 11:26 <@oz> checking for kakkola_horniness... no ... 11:27 -!- oz changed the topic of #unix to: checking for dickheads... yes -> http://get.a.clue.de/ 18:49 <@wrzwzd> im pretty happy 18:52 <@deadflesh> happyness is slavery :) 15:52 <@deadflesh> life is hard... 15:52 <@kakkola> hard rulez 15:52 <@deadflesh> yeah, deep and hard 15:53 <@kakkola> of course 15:47 <@sopel> hmm.. what ftpd should i use if i care about security? 15:47 <@Elchbulle> vsftpd 15:47 <@sopel> you had a look at the sources? 15:49 <@Elchbulle> no but at this ccc camp no one hacked my ftpd 19:23 <@ern> I'm not a man. I'm musician (www.tratt.nu) 21:23 <@dedMoroz> good morning folks ! 21:27 * shamz hands inetd the ntp manpage 17:33 <@izax> dubai is kinda european ... 17:35 <@izax> nice .. "We also provide you with visas and documentation for residence in the country of your choice ..." 17:36 <@shamz> "Come to our fine country and live in paradise" 17:36 <@shamz> read: "we'll imprison you and ass rape you until you die or escape" 17:57 <@izax> hmm, my dad just said that I would have a better chance when I could speak arab ... he told me that in arab :) fuck 17:58 <@shamz> i'd be happy if you could speak english, hehe ;-P 15:10 * DrMabuse giggles. 2 students wants to design a login form on the webpage of their project. Student A suggested a simple error message when login/password pair doesn't match. 15:11 <@DrMabuse> Then student B had the idea to do it like google. "Your password wasn't correct. did you mean... " 15:11 <@enge> :) 15:11 <@enge> password suggestion 15:11 <@enge> thats new 15:11 <@double-p> heh 15:12 <@enge> your password 'philadelphia' didnt work, did you mean 'paedophilia'? 15:12 <@DrMabuse> Well, I think to improve it a bit.... and then I come up with password completion in login prompts. 15:12 <@double-p> return something from fortune as error :) 15:12 <@enge> DrMabuse: great :) 15:12 <@double-p> hrhr 15:16 <@DrMabuse> or like the code wheel from monkey island... chose login and password by selecting sillables from given select boxes. 18:12 -!- Fafik was kicked from #unix by Tonus [I'm bored: autorejoin test.] 18:13 -!- k3r was kicked from #unix by Tonus [I'm bored: autorejoin test.] 18:13 -!- PetriSi^^ was kicked from #unix by Kornicz [well, i'm bored too] 18:14 -!- hlob was kicked from #unix by Tonus [I'm bored: autorejoin test.] 18:15 -!- Spiritt was kicked from #unix by Tonus [I'm bored: autorejoin test.] 18:15 -!- Spiritt [spiritt@zolo.freelsd.net] has joined #unix 18:15 <@Tonus> whoo! 18:29 <@ern> halfop? 18:29 <@ern> wtf? 18:29 <@Calver> ern: you dont know? 18:29 <@ern> I know what it is 18:29 <@Calver> then? 18:29 < pv2b> Calver: that's what you get when you kick half the channel. :-) 16:35 <@darie> i didn't become german although i lived there. 16:35 <@darie> thank god. 16:35 <@darie> not that being a finn would be any better. 16:36 <@darie> from one loud drunken nation to another one, doesn't make big difference. 16:36 <@Disciple> except, we also spank each other with birch while hot and naked and drunk.. 18:20 <@Calver> yea. scsi rocks 18:21 <@Kornicz> indeed 18:26 <@pb> unlike the Internal Disc Ev1l .. ;) 22:18 < sokon> anyone with experience with Sophos or Vexira? 22:18 <@masterGS> no but i have experience with Vodka and Jack Daniels 19:01 <@kakkola> my bf has not a big big penis... but not SO small too 19:02 <@kakkola> i forward him all the mail i receive "Enlarge your penis" 07:03 -!- Topic for #unix: this is #unix. resistance is futile. you will be ass-stimulated 07:03 -!- Topic set by patryck [~patryck@w4.xs4all.nl] [Thu Oct 16 13:22:32 2003] 18:40 -!- angus799 [~perseus@dialin-212-144-177-236.arcor-ip.net] has joined #Unix 18:40 < angus799> exit 18:42 <@cris> angus799: everybody? 18:42 -!- angus799 [~perseus@dialin-212-144-177-236.arcor-ip.net] has left #Unix [Client Exiting] 22:48 <@kirma_> I'm thinking of something like using combination of a interpolation proggie I found, some tools to get signal strengths, floorplans in postscript, a helper app that picks coordinates from rasterised floorplan to make walking plans for signal survey and overlaying postscript floorplan and signal level maps to get reasonably understamdable measurements 22:49 <@enge> hm, find some graphic api with polyfill() 22:49 -!- Calver changed the topic of #unix to: kirma's ideas Serie 2 Episode 6 || http://get.a.clue.de/ ... 22:53 <@enge> 1.4 What does gnuplot offer? 22:54 <@enge> + plotting of three-dimensional data points and surfaces in many different styles (contour plot, mesh). 22:54 <@enge> isnt that it? 22:54 <@kirma_> looks like it... dunno if it's entirely good for me though 22:54 <@enge> 2.0 Is gnuplot good for kirma? 22:54 <@kirma_> I would be pretty heavily abusing it anyway... 22:54 <@enge> + Yes 22:54 <@enge> its from the faq 19:20 < sgurtz> who help me with mac address? 19:21 <@wpp> www.apple.com 19:21 < sgurtz> no mac os 19:21 < sgurtz> mac address 19:21 < sgurtz> ;) 19:21 <@sopel> what's that? 19:21 < sgurtz> ok 19:22 <@sopel> you want a local macdonalds address? 04:56 <@token> $ date 04:56 <@token> Wed Apr 28 19:50:01 METDST 2004 04:56 <@token> interesting 04:56 <@token> perhaps I should change the battery in my hp sometime 04:57 <@token> date: do you really want to run time backwards?[yes/no] 04:57 -!- irc.link.si Saturday October 25 2003 -- 04:57 +02:00 04:57 <@Calver> but before you do it 04:58 <@Calver> pls can you dcc me a copy of the current NYSE charts? ;-) 04:58 <@token> hehehe 04:58 <@token> already done, sorry :) ... 05:06 <@token> # uname -srl 05:06 <@token> HP-UX B.10.20 32-user license 05:06 <@token> hmm.. 05:06 <@token> system is getting old aswell 05:07 <@token> but still works like a swiss clockwork (except for the clock, of course) 13:29 <@enge> mplayer could play it 13:29 <@enge> the second good thing from hungary 13:29 <@Calver> enge: second? 13:29 <@enge> yep 13:29 <@Calver> whats the first? the nuclear bomb? 13:29 <@enge> nope, you =) 17:04 < [Ed]> im just bored :) havent used irc for years 17:04 <@rob> how comes? 17:04 <@rob> IRC is so essential to life. 17:04 < [Ed]> same reason most ppl quit........msn messenger :) 19:39 <@airot> .net.pl/~airot/hand.mpg ;) 19:41 <@token> hmm.. slow 19:41 <@token> .pl should update their national modem to 56K ;P 18:09 <@boink> google can translate any text better than a human. why bother? 18:10 <@boink> how else can the Nigerians write their 419 letters in german? 18:10 <@boink> LIEBER FREUND ... ICH BIN DER SOHN VON (blah, blah) 19:41 <@th> neo dies, trinity dies, 600 million mr smiths die 19:42 <@th> ignore my last comment if you dont want spoilers (; 19:43 <@th> oh and the war ends between humans and machines and everybody who wants to get off the matrix can do it 19:44 <@turtle> yes but they are in a second matrix 19:44 <@th> and the second matrix is in the third matrix 18:20 <@Kornicz> Vatican City - Masturbation is like owning a Ferrari and driving only in first gear, a senior Catholic theologian said in an article published Wednesday. 18:20 <@Kornicz> "Driving only in first gear, not only do you prevent the Ferrari expressing its full power, but gradually you wear it out and thereby ruin a masterpiece of technology," Father Giordano Muraro wrote in the magazine Vita Pastorale. 18:22 <@logix> Kornicz: but then, by driving only in first gear you don't risk going over the speed limit, getting a ticket, and fucking up the rest of your life for 5 mins of fun :) 18:23 < fiesh> also, better drive in first gear than don't drive at all :) 23:38 < mui> i need simple webdesign 23:38 < firefox01> mui: done ok for you? 17:52 <@bobcat> IBM exists no more 17:52 <@bobcat> IBM == Hitachi 17:53 <@shamz> only for disks 17:53 <@bobcat> ah? 17:54 <@shamz> you never get tired of babbling incoherent bullshit, now do you? 17:54 <@Calver> never 17:54 <@Calver> nada 17:55 <@bobcat> was hat about me? :P 17:55 <@Calver> exactly 17:56 <@bobcat> I don't think so 17:57 <@lorindol> that's the point... if the people that babble incoherent bullshit knew what they do, they'd probably stop and kill themselves immediately 01:39 <@ern> Hehe, I dont have sexlife. I dont want to pay for sex. 00:24 <@mitch0> what's with #freebsd? 00:24 <@shekel> mitch they moved to linux 00:25 <@mitch0> ah. makes sense 08:53 * ern is alone at job 08:54 <@ern> It seems elike it's gay shit conference in sweden now 22:15 <@shekel> sherlock holmes is in london too 22:16 <@Calver> baker street iirc 22:16 <@Calver> 221/b? 22:17 <@turtle> 221/b is fat 13:29 <@kakkola> hey 13:29 <@kakkola> i'm leaving the old jobbbbbbbbb 13:29 <@kakkola> just nowwwwwwwwwwwwww 13:29 <@shamz> got tired of so many motels every night, eh? 10:51 <@shamz> if this DOOM shit holds up that long, they'll have tens of thousands of machines to do DoS's for a long time 10:51 <@shamz> which is just fine 10:51 <@shamz> a plugable virus daemon, hehe 10:52 <@shamz> "Write a plugin and DoS your friends!" 14:43 * Stepan is stepan@novell.com now ... 14:54 <@Stepan> I really think Novell is cool, since they managed to stay alive with 5000+ people without a real product 14:54 <@Stepan> for over 20 ys that is 14:02 <@Jor_> solaris is a true Unix in respect to user friendliness. 23:40 <@wrzwzd> 10 * BEGIN 23:40 <@wrzwzd> 100 GOSUB 7000 ; * Load stuff 23:40 <@wrzwzd> 110 GOSUB 900 ; * Show windows logo 23:40 <@wrzwzd> 120 GOSUB 20000 ; * Prompt for operator login 23:40 <@wrzwzd> 130 GOSUB 32000 ; * Fill half of memory with DLL's 23:40 <@wrzwzd> 140 GOSUB 16000 ; * Time waster loop 00:23 -!- Zoef changed the topic of #unix to: words of wisdom from dennis.eml > 0 bytes --> http://get.a.clue.de 08:27 <@Calver> Microsoft Corp. on Thursday confirmed that the source code for two versions of its Windows operating system has been leaked 08:28 * shamz confirmed years ago that moronsoft operating systems leak 14:21 < mui> sopel: why you can't try behave more like you should 14:21 -!- mui was kicked from #unix by sopel [fuck off] 14:22 <@Jor_> sopel:well, at least he got what he wanted. You ehaved more like you should ;) [about adult channels] 13:50 <@Calver> i like only rocco :-) 13:50 <@boink> of course. 13:50 * boink wants the Rocco Channel! 13:51 <@saw> yes. with rocco, the saying "pain in the ass" gets a total new meaning. 13:51 <@xargs> i thought #unix was the rocco channel, you have destroyed my world, boinkie 06:20 <@token> the fucking arabs have deserved the atomic bomb ten-folds 06:20 <@token> aswell as the stupid reborn christian idiots in the US 06:21 <@token> in fact, any religious idiots deserve to be tortured to death 06:21 <@token> because they're fucking idiot retards 06:21 <@token> no matter what religion they represent 06:21 <@token> but especially thos islamic and "reborn christian" retards 06:22 <@token> nukes on mekkah and medinah and certain US cities will be the only solution. 06:22 <@token> any religion must die. 06:22 <@token> any religious idiots must DIE. [...] 06:23 <@token> stupid, just plain stupid. [...] 06:27 <@token> whatever. 06:27 <@token> just kill all religious believers, all over the planet. 06:28 <@token> they're just 3rd world idiots 06:28 <@token> whatever. 06:29 <@token> everything with some religious ideology must _die_ 06:29 <@token> no matter what religious ideology 06:29 <@token> kill'em all 06:29 <@token> and as painfull as possible 06:30 <@token> I'd _love_ to torture some islamists or christianists to death 06:30 <@token> those fucking idiots 06:30 <@token> they deserve all the pain 06:31 <@token> the more pain for those idiots, the better 06:31 <@Calver> token: can you step towards? ;-) 06:32 <@Calver> you can count on my support if u run for the prime minister position of a country that has nuclear warheads, for sure 06:33 <@token> torture them to death, and if they scream, tell them that their fucking god does not exist 06:33 <@token> fucking idiots worldwide 06:33 <@token> I _hate_ religious idiots 06:33 <@token> I fucking hate them. 15:06 <@boink> kiddies! let's stay sane here! this is #unix! 15:07 <@Calver> boink: since when should we? 15:07 <@kakkola> let's have sex here! this is #unix! 15:07 <@liki> kakkolina, yyeeeees 15:08 <@Calver> our sweetest admin :-) 15:08 <@kakkola> eh! 15:08 <@Elchbulle> kakkola my beautiful italien princess 11:09 -!- windwalk changed the topic of #unix to: Happy birthday izax :) 12:20 -!- izax changed the topic of #unix to: thanks. :> 12:20 <@Calver> how about getting married? 12:20 <@Calver> kids? 12:20 <@Calver> a SUV 12:20 <@liki> And a golden retriever 12:20 <@boink> how about matching luggage? 12:21 <@boink> stuffing junk food in your mouth while watching tv? 12:21 <@izax> me? wife? dog? kids? 12:21 <@izax> you guys insane? :) 12:22 <@liki> terrace house apartment, wife, 1.8 kids, a golden retriever and a Volvo station wagon 12:23 <@Calver> liki: and 1.8kg weight plus per year :> 12:23 <@liki> yes :) 10:46 <@Calver> http://www.cnn.com/2004/WORLD/asiapcf/03/06/binladen.documentary.ap/index.html 10:46 <@Calver> Bin Laden spent several hours a day with his children, playing volleyball or encouraging them to read poetry. He awarded them horses when they learned the Quran by heart. 10:47 <@ern> Calver I know Quran by heart too. "Beat up your wife and kill as many of the unfaithful dogs as you can" 10:39 <@Jor_> sell him some empty box with "Firewall" printed on top and tell him its auto-configurating and self-learning. 10:39 <@Jor_> idiots deserve to be ripped off. 10:40 <@Jor_> but it does not need to be 3com to do the ripping 10:40 <@liki> It is immoral to let fools keep their money. 10:40 <@Jor_> but its stupid to let other assholes grab their money. 10:41 <@Jor_> that's kapitalism for you. 10:22 <@Calver> i mean http://unix.rulez.org/~calver/milstein-ciaccona.mp3 10:22 <@Calver> this is awsome 10:25 <@oz> Calver: who's milstein? 10:27 <@Calver> oz: you dont know? 10:27 <@oz> no 10:28 <@Calver> oz: then ask google 10:28 <@Calver> nathan milstein 10:28 <@oz> Calver: a jew? in these days? ;)))) 10:29 <@Calver> oz: of course jew. others cant play the violin :-) 10:29 <@oz> haha :) 10:29 <@shekel> calver: what others can do ? ;-) 14:14 <@kakkola> i think a kernel-hacker isn't able to to the washing 14:14 <@kakkola> and so needs a wife 14:14 <@Calver> who the hell wanna fuck w/ a kernel-hacker? :> 14:14 <@Calver> pp? 14:15 * double-p opens the little black book 14:15 <@kakkola> i would like to fuck a kernel-hacker 14:16 <@kakkola> just to hear the words: oh yes! compile compile COMPILE! 14:16 <@Calver> who wouldnt you fuck with? ;-) 14:16 <@double-p> it's not about compiling 14:16 <@double-p> it's more like 'DO NOT PANIC' 14:16 <@double-p> :)) 09:14 <@Jor_> http://neo.jpl.nasa.gov/images/2004fhtrj.jpg ... 09:17 <@pb> 43.000 km is like a Berlin - San Francisco air travel right? 09:18 <@Jor_> pb: no. its like Berlin - Berlin air travel with a stop in sydney. 12:43 <@Calver> http://szanalmas.hu/~diab/trainfun.avi 12:44 <@masterGS> calver: looks like ern :-> 09:56 <@liki> On local news someone asks how to wipe old mailboxes on SCO unix 09:57 <@Kornicz> tell him to wipe out SCO unix instead of concentrating on a few mailboxes :) 10:32 <@shekel> ern: anything before i eat breakfast? 10:33 <@shekel> ern: any special url 10:34 <@ern> shekel: http://hem.bredband.net/ostfrallan/ <- find your own ern-url 10:34 <@ern> I am on the train so I can''t browse for any 10:34 <@ern> so, I give you one of my retail-sites that provide me with that shit 13:43 <@Kornicz> Jor_: china is probably the only country where ISPs don't give a shit about complaints 13:43 <@Kornicz> i haven't received ONE FSCKING REPLY to complaints i sent to chinese ISPs 13:43 <@boink> korn: try writing in Chinese :) 13:44 <@Kornicz> hehe 13:44 <@boink> nihao! spam bu yao! 12:28 <@Jor_> hmm, i confirmed the subscription but got no confirmation that my confirmation was confirmed. 12:30 <@logix> write a TPS report about it 03:57 < darkfader> hi. somebody interested in helping me find a lot ide controller on aix? 03:57 < darkfader> s/lot/lost/ 03:59 < darkfader> I'm quite sure it's on the mainboard. And there's a fancy connector, too. also, there's a few nice filesets with 'ide' in the name. but somehow they don't feel like talking to each other. 03:59 <@Calver> we dont feel like talking to you 04:00 < darkfader> so this was one of these self-abusive things? sorry about that :) 04:01 <@Calver> no its like 4am easter monday #unix drunk and nihilist 04:02 < darkfader> hrm. getting drunk sounds like an alternative. bbl 04:03 <@Calver> hah. actually he did get my message :-) 12:09 -!- mace [mace@bofh.pl] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:11 -!- Sentex [sentex@hood.openbug.net] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:12 -!- detergent [detergent@sectec.pl] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:12 -!- airot [airot@mud.pl] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:12 -!- xargs [dyziu@fouk.org] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:12 -!- Azido [azido@moon-station.us] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:13 -!- Kuki [kuki@fouk.org] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:13 -!- xvht [ak@main.ras.pl] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:13 -!- GiZmen [gizmen@blue.hack.pl] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:13 -!- sopel [sopel@freebsd.hbz.pl] has quit [Ping timeout] 12:13 <@th> nice 12:14 <@bgd> somebody stole the backbone in .pl? :)) 20:21 <@Calver> http://us.imdb.com/title/tt0401535/ ! 20:22 <@boink> aaah, Calver ... you like fine culture 10:08 <@Calver> i've got two words for you: 10:08 <@Calver> keep it real! :> 10:09 <@logix> Calver: i've got 3 words for you: those were three words 11:05 <@Jor_> mysql to keep it cheap. oracle was too expensive. 11:05 <@ern> Hm. 11:05 <@ern> mysql is cheap if production stop is an option 11:05 <@Jor_> cheap it is. Especially the performance. 21:44 <@boink> BERLIN (Reuters) - A naked man chased a woman motorist to her house in Germany to protest that she had parked badly, police said Friday. <= *giggle* 21:45 <@token> we like to do that 02:24 <@kirma_> hmm... friends are now leaving to an obligatory military exercise against "unknown" enemy... 02:25 <@kirma_> I suppose swedes, norwegians, estonians or such might attack. 02:25 <@boink> or Polar bears 02:25 <@Calver> ern attacks 02:25 <@token> ern from one side, polar bears from other 02:25 <@token> finland capitulates 02:25 <@Calver> token: and they have to change two letters 02:25 <@Calver> only 02:26 <@token> into ernland 02:26 <@token> haha :) 02:26 <@Calver> :-) 02:27 <@token> Erik the Red Arse, king of finland 09:07 <@kakkola> so i'm going to linsux course 09:07 <@boink> linsux? *giggle* 09:07 <@boink> rat head certified hoe? 12:48 <@Eph-> My sister posted nude for the internet. 12:48 <@Eph-> i`ll break her fucking legs. 12:48 <@pb> Eph, she's not pretty? =) 12:49 <@Eph-> I CANT SAY IF MY SISTER IS PRETTY 12:49 <@nktje> Eph-, I can, just gimme the pics 12:49 <@Eph-> she fucking did it for 3,000$ 12:50 <@nktje> can't be that ugly then 12:50 <@logix> Eph-: url? 12:51 <@Eph-> i dont know about giving the url... it`s NASTY 12:51 <@Eph-> shekel once dated her ;-)) 12:51 <@Eph-> don`t let it get to him ;-) 12:51 <@nktje> Eph-, yeah, yeah, just give us the url 12:52 <@Eph-> wait. 12:52 <@Eph-> http://cutegirlfriend.net/[CENSORED] 12:53 <@izax> eph-: loooool! thats your sister? 12:53 <@Eph-> arrgh, fuck you all. 12:53 <@Eph-> it`s MY HOME SHOWER. 12:55 <@Eph-> don`t topic it don`t don`t let pp put it in get.a.clue quites please. (tho, i mirrored it, in case :-) ) (later that day...) 16:14 <@izax> FUCK U FUCKING FUCK FUCKS! 16:18 <@Kornicz> isuxx, where can i see your sister on the net? :) 14:00 <@kakkola> and now i'm configuring AMANDA 14:02 <@Jor_> kakkola: why do you configure amanda? 14:02 <@Jor_> i mean, is a weekly tar to /dev/null not enough? 14:03 <@kakkola> i'll put all backups on /dev/null, but i have to prove my boss i can install it :P 10:55 <@bgd> Calver: hehe, with the entry of .hu in the eu, I guess the total swearing vocabulary of .eu will double :) 12:18 <@kakkola> BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!! 12:18 <@kakkola> ARGH! wrong channel! 12:19 <@Calver> you forgot ...kkake 12:19 <@liki> bukkake? 12:19 <@Calver> liki gimme five :-) 12:19 <@liki> :) 17:05 <@shekel> besides u cant say dated, we just went to see a movie 17:05 <@shekel> one time 17:05 <@Calver> does she swallow? :> 17:05 <@shekel> calver: hey! ;-) 17:05 <@Calver> shekel: i always ask that! :-) 17:05 <@shekel> i know 17:05 <@Calver> thats _important_ 17:05 <@shekel> well 17:06 <@shekel> thats one of the most important 17:06 <@shekel> like this is almost all u need from a woman, everything else u can do with your friends 17:11 <@shekel> calver: get ready for my visit 17:11 <@shekel> if u misbehave, i will bring ern with me 17:11 <@shekel> ;-) 14:33 <@liki> http://www.saunalahti.fi/sakarit/kerro-lisaa/MISC03.jpg 14:37 <@windwalk> Calver: c'mon give it to him ! 14:37 <@Calver> oh :-) 14:38 <@Calver> oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooold 14:40 <@windwalk> Calver: my man ! :) 20:31 < saper> It's good someone reviews and digests the Web for us. 20:31 <@boink> calver is busy at work when he gives us those urls! 20:32 -!- token changed the topic of #unix to: Microsoft Calver[tm] reads the Web so you don't have to. -- http://get.a.clue.de 02:32 < LadyBug> how do i change my local host ... 02:33 < LadyBug> but that server bans AOL users 02:33 < LadyBug> so i need to change my local host address 02:33 < LadyBug> but i dont know how ... 02:34 < LadyBug> i know windows is hated on mIRC 13:24 <@Calver> http://vintagelovelies.com/content/cabinet/pornofoto/images/k3.jpg 13:27 <@th> no more vintage! (; 13:28 <@nk> th, you prefer some nuskool goatse stuff? 07:33 <@kirma_> hrmm, ihme jännitystä, missään ei näkynyt merkkejä toiminnasta 07:34 <@Calver> nice 07:35 <@token> which proves that the finnish are closely related to a central african pygmean tribe 07:35 <@token> you hungry types are in the same family 07:36 <@token> a small pygmean tribe.. probably not much larger than mice 07:36 <@token> (or small rats) 07:39 <@kirma_> the friends were very interested about a quick visit to estonia couple hours ago, but not any more it seems :/ 07:43 <@Calver> you've friends?! :-) 07:43 <@kirma_> well, folks that I drink with 07:43 <@Calver> ah, that makes sense 12:16 <@izax> okay guys, some funny questions about data mining/warehousing servers/applications. 12:17 <@kirma_> I've used find and grep, the ultimate data mining tools. ;> 23:23 -!- Achille- [xxxxxxxxxx@62.211.231.248] has joined #unix 23:23 < Achille-> hi all 23:23 <@safumufh> get an ident 23:23 < Achille-> ? 23:24 <@Calver> DIE MOTHERFUCKER DIE 23:24 -!- Achille- [xxxxxxxxxx@62.211.231.248] has left #unix [Achille-] 23:24 <@safumufh> lol 23:24 <@Calver> works 23:25 <@safumufh> ack :) 16:56 <@kakkola> but if you need more info i like very much blowjobs 16:56 <@Zoef> bukakkola... 04:06 * token is idly watching a spider at the ceiling 04:06 <@token> not bad, the spider job 04:07 <@token> you sit all day half asleep and wait for some meal to drop in your web 04:32 <@Church-> like some .. admin? ;> 17:36 <@ern> A horse named Gizmo BOG won a lap on horserace [Ai] 17:36 <@ern> Bog means gay :P (as in man who copulate with other men, not happy) [Ai] 17:38 <@logix> ern: i bet you've got loads of pics of that horse 17:38 <@logix> (no, please don't paste) 18:35 <@chup> how do you say « Hi ! » in polish? 18:36 <@Calver> chup: vitai 18:36 <@Calver> or 'czesc' 18:37 <@chup> thx, calver :) 18:39 <@Calver> pragne sie stoba kocha -> iwant to have sex with you (or somtehing similar) 18:40 <@marmor> "i want to have sex with you or something similar" could be fun .. 07:20 <@Calver> there is a number of serious security problems in apache that we have 07:20 <@Calver> fixed, and that have been offered them back, and they refused. 07:27 <@token> like the open port 80? ;P 09:15 <@Calver> fan-mail 09:15 <@Calver> You're the first hungarian that I've found online... 09:16 <@boink> gosh .. no Hungarians online? 09:19 <@nk> boink, thank god (; 12:43 <@temmi_hoo> how to determine size of some specific muscle groups? 12:44 <@logix> sizeof() perhaps? 08:12 < shekel> i am using perl IO::Socket as frontend to system call ;-) ... 08:27 <@shekel> i hate this 08:31 <@Calver> pp? 08:31 <@double-p> yeah? 08:31 <@Calver> 08:27 <@shekel> i hate this 08:32 <@double-p> well, perl, IO, linux... he asks for trouble, he gets it :) 08:38 <@shekel> linux hater 08:38 <@double-p> no, i love linux 08:38 <@double-p> it's total fun 08:39 <@double-p> to see other people getting screwed :)) 00:08 <@turtle> grep token irc.log | grep wank | wc -l 00:08 <@turtle> 184 00:09 <@turtle> grep sopel irc.log | grep gay | wc -l 00:09 <@turtle> 392 00:10 <@turtle> grep Calver irc.log | grep sex | wc -l 00:10 <@turtle> 1042 08:03 <@Kornicz> This Message was undeliverable due to the following reason: 08:03 <@Kornicz> The user(s) account is temporarily over quota. 08:03 <@Kornicz> 08:03 <@Kornicz> *sigh* [euro2004...] 23:02 <@shekel> i need 3 advantages of OSPF over RIP 23:03 <@masterGS> better scaling, faster convergence, newer 23:03 <@iL76> shekel: no updates every fscking 180 seconds ... 23:32 <@iL76> just watched replay of the match .dk:.se - in penalty the keeper gave good hint to Larsson how to score :-) 23:33 <@iL76> he moved to one side when forwarder was still some meter before the ball 23:33 <@Drabant> Now you ruined it il76, everyone was talking football in the other channels, but here people were talking RIP 03:46 <@turtle_> and .en .portugal 03:46 <@turtle_> pt 03:46 < Guyzmo> I hope they won't win, because it's really a mess with all drunk holligans..... 03:46 <@turtle_> I'll be watchign that in a stadium with 125,000 people tomorrow 03:47 <@turtle_> guyzmo : yes the portugese can't take their alcohol 03:47 < Guyzmo> turtle_ :) 22:56 <@ern> Someone was asking me "are you watching football" 22:56 <@ern> and I replied: "no, I am studying the bible" :) 11:38 <@ern> www.tratt.nu/ern/vce.jpg - traffic accident ~10km from ern 11:39 < PetriSimo> can't see shit 11:39 <@ern> I said it was 10km from my balcony 11:39 <@ern> Why do you expect to see anything ;) 15:05 <@ern> Fuck no I want to go by ryan air 15:06 <@ern> I am not allowed to anyhow (company policy) 15:06 <@Calver> ? 15:06 <@liki> What? 15:06 <@boink> no? they don't take erns? 16:38 < Eph> Man i have just seen the biggest scum ever 16:40 < Eph> an israeli doctor who published falselly a 'research' of him inorder to panic people to come to his clinic and get treated. 16:42 <@token> movie? or reality? 16:42 <@token> besides, don't all doctors do that? [about telia] 11:10 <@iL> ern: well, if I don't work there it will be suicide - I have to pay out mortgage 11:10 <@ern> Well, if you WORK there you will get in to mental hospital 11:11 <@ern> drabant is very strong mentally, and he is almost ready for lockdown 11:11 <@Drabant> :( 11:11 <@Drabant> I have to go to S/M-clubs and have overweight women defacate om me just to manage :( 23:56 <@ern> A serial killer has escaped and is now on the train to sweden! 23:57 <@ern> (escaped from denmark) 23:57 <@boink> doesn't he have to pay the massive toll at the .se-.dk bridge? 23:58 <@boink> or does he get a special discount? 23:59 <@Kornicz> you get a 50% discount if you promise not to kill anyone for at least 5 kilometers 11:30 -!- Core- [d92-mtm@bzq-155-244.red.bezeqint.net] has joined #unix 11:37 < Core-> hallo 11:38 < Core-> i am core! .se admin! 11:38 < Core-> how are you all 11:38 -!- Core- [d92-mtm@bzq-155-244.red.bezeqint.net] has quit [Killed (pthread (I am pthread, terminator.))] 09:26 <@Disciple> moin 09:27 <@inetd> Aug 9 09:27:13 #unix last message repeated 7 times 10:23 <@Calver> teh x-raid twin turbocharged 3.0 diesel x5 is FUCKING AWSOME :> 10:24 <@liki> I would only drive such with paper bag in head 10:24 < nktje> liki, I'd prefer to have my head in the paper bag 18:11 <@enge> worst was with nameless 18:11 <@enge> she's like a boy 18:12 <@enge> sitting on you looking stupid 18:12 <@enge> doing nothing! 18:17 <@Calver> doing nothing? 18:17 <@enge> doing nothing 18:18 <@Calver> so you are doing nothing in bed 18:18 <@enge> nope, why should I? 18:18 <@enge> women on top does the trick 18:18 <@ern> enge. so you were like... masturbating, but instead of using your hand, you were using her pussy? 18:18 <@enge> just put your arms under your head and relax 18:18 <@enge> ern: correct 18:19 < pb4> unbelivable.. sports on _all_ terrestial channels.. 18:19 <@double-p> olympia owns ya 18:20 < pb4> wehn u need the t33r0r1st they seems on strike :> 10:47 <@oz> fuck. This sick lignux box refuses to reset the r00ty-passw00ty... 10:47 <@[0]> is it 'secure'? :> 11:35 * boink doesn't understand why linsux kiddies are so conservative 11:35 <@boink> like, they simple refuse to even try a *BSD. really odd 11:35 <@boink> you would think that they would have at least somewhat of an open mind 11:36 <@airot> well, most of them need newest multimedia support for their kde like windows (tm). 14:50 <@patryck> kakkola: we bought a vibrator (for the record: for her) last week 14:50 <@kakkola> eh i need one too 14:50 <@jammer_> patryck: what makes you a specialist with dildos? 14:50 <@Calver> jammer_: dildo!=vibrator 14:50 <@patryck> jammer_: vibrators, not dildo's. there's a difference 14:51 <@Calver> :-) 14:51 <@jammer_> oh sorry for my ignorance, never used one 14:51 <@kakkola> jamy you should 23:49 <@Calver> (. .) 23:49 <@Calver> ---oOO----(_)----------- 23:49 <@Calver> | shut the fuck up | 23:49 <@Calver> | or i will slap your | 23:49 <@Calver> | face with that table! | 23:49 <@Calver> ----------------oOO----- 23:49 <@Calver> |__|__| 23:49 <@Calver> :> 23:53 <@shmem> Calver: 23:53 <@shmem> MM 23:53 <@shmem> G¯\¯ __ 23:53 <@shmem> /\_-/(gm) 23:53 <@shmem> (mg)! _/ 23:53 <@shmem> |-GM-| 23:53 <@shmem> | | | 23:53 <@shmem> | | | 23:53 <@shmem> _mmn_dnm__________________- 23:53 <@shmem> Calver: ready :) 23:53 <@Calver> wtf? 23:55 <@shmem> so hard to get? the martial ascii art warrior against the ascii table slapper 01:56 <@Calver> read the FAQ 01:57 < balois> hm.. 01:57 < balois> strange rules 01:58 < balois> so what is this channel for ? 01:59 < balois> any mission statements ? 02:00 <@token> this is irc, not the salvation army 17:17 <@Kornicz> Quith: linux is NOT unix 17:18 < Quith> Kornicz: what a discover. 17:19 <@Kornicz> Quith: both your choice of channels and your highly intelligent comments suggest that you're on the wrong channel 17:19 <@Kornicz> Quith: not to mention the mirc color codes in your ctcp version reply 17:19 < Quith> it's not your problem/business. 17:20 <@Kornicz> of course it is 17:20 < Quith> Kornicz: it's not mirc colours 17:20 <@Kornicz> it's not? what is it instead? 17:20 < Quith> irssi colours 17:20 <@Kornicz> haha 17:20 < Quith> is that so hard to guess? 17:20 <@Kornicz> guess who "invented" those crappy colors 17:20 <@Kornicz> hint: you can't find color codes in rfc1459 17:20 <@Calver> Kornicz: just kick, you dont have to explain us why he is a jerk 17:20 <@Calver> we know it 17:21 -!- Quith was kicked from #unix by Kornicz ['cause i want to] 17:21 <@Calver> :> 17:21 <@Kornicz> one down 17:21 <@token> it _is_ mirc colors :P 16:53 <@Stepan> fiesh: better not invent something like "decoration intelligence" or alike 16:53 <@token> Which shoes do best go with the following handbag? a) ... b) ... c) ... d) ... 13:31 <@Calver> Palestinian presidential candidate Mahmoud Abbas, also known as Abu Mazen, center, celebrates with supporters and aides after exit polls showed him as winner in the Palestinian presidential elections, in the West Bank city of Ramallah 13:54 <@ern> Why do people care about elections in "palestinian" areas? 13:54 <@ern> it's news value is about the same as the shade of brown on my poo 13:54 <@szur> ern: because we're living globally 13:55 <@airot> oil prices. 13:55 <@szur> and the history shows, that many large conflicts started from smaller wars 13:55 <@liki> Palestinian area has no oil 13:55 <@ern> szur: therefore, a nuke would be the best. 13:55 <@liki> It's the surrounding countries 13:55 <@szur> ...and quarrels 13:55 <@ern> liki: they ahve palestinians, correctly processed, you can get natural gas powering a normal car up to 300km. 13:55 < ichiban> we're just sick and tired of hearing about the tsunami all day, so the palestinian elections probably have some news value suddenly? 13:56 <@liki> ern, yes; Dogbert Power Company 13:56 <@ern> liki: :) 13:56 <@szur> hehehe ;) 13:56 <@Calver> :-))) 13:56 <@ern> I belive you can get approx same price for palestinian natural gas as for normal petrol 13:57 <@liki> "Dogbert power company creates energy with the help of Californian environmentalists" 13:57 <@ern> And they breed like rabbits, so the resource should not be of any problem. 16:54 <@Kornicz> welcome to the IRC, where the men are men, the women are men and the little girls are FBI agents 17:03 <@Calver> http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/europe/4198155.stm 17:20 <@enge> he should have masturbated instead 17:20 <@Calver> enge: yea, you know :-) 17:20 <@enge> :) 17:21 <@enge> well, my girlfriend was in her home country for two months :) 17:21 <@enge> half the time :) 17:21 <@rejden> wanker :P 17:21 <@enge> it helps! 17:22 <@Calver> enge: get another chick 17:22 <@Calver> less work than masturbating for 2 months :-) 17:22 <@rejden> hehe 17:23 <@enge> true 17:23 <@enge> woman are such a lousy investment 17:24 <@Calver> i like that style, reminds me someone 17:24 <@enge> you pay pay pay 17:24 <@enge> and what you get in return... 17:24 <@enge> stupid marketing 17:24 <@enge> :) 17:24 <@Calver> someone who i often see in the mirror 17:24 <@Calver> :-) 17:24 <@enge> :) 16:40:48 <@liki> But investing into stocks is bullet-proof 16:41:02 <@liki> They can rise by thousands of percents and drop by only one hundred 21:36:25 <@enge> are you all bored? 21:36:32 <@wpp> of course 21:36:38 <@wpp> like hell 21:36:42 <@enge> want to play sed? 21:36:54 <@wpp> towers of hanoi? :) 21:37:01 <@enge> s/wpp// 21:37:02 <@enge> you lost 14:57:53 -!- gndlf [eaa@ti132110a080-12971.bb.online.no] has quit [Ping timeout] 14:58:42 <@Zoef> gndlf will return from his ping timeout as GNDLF_THE_LEET 14:58:52 <@Zoef> in the next part 14:59:31 <@Zoef> of Lord of the Pings 14:59:33 <@Jor_> so, he did not fight the peer? 15:00:29 <@Jor_> Lord of the Pings: The return of the ping? 15:00:43 <@Zoef> yes 15:00:58 <@Jor_> ah. 15:01:01 <@Zoef> in short: Echo Reply 15:01:17 <@Jor_> what happened to the hopbits? 15:01:52 <@Zoef> the first part was the Fellowship of the Ping, also known as Ping -F Sauron 23:57:56 <@token> *bUrpZ* 23:58:51 <@ern> token: how in hell did you get my rootpass?1+1+ 00:02:57 <@ern> Best movie on Playboy channel now, "Throbbin Hood" 00:05:18 <@Church> blows for riches, and gives anal amore for poor 11:18:53 <@Calver> http://langlovagok.hu/kepek2005/bcsi/050318_dkeszihonda.shtml 11:28:01 <@lorindol> did the driver survive that? 11:33:57 <@Calver> lorindol: yup w/ life threatening wounds, tho 11:34:35 <@Calver> he is 18yo old 11:34:39 <@lorindol> amazing 11:34:43 <@Calver> the passanger died (17yo girl) 11:34:52 <@masterF00> 17yo? *wakeup* 12:01:12 <@Church> damn. why from all people on efnet one that took my nick there should be in #microsoft && #exchange? :/ 12:02:01 <@Ymarg> Church: dunno, but we are very sorry about it :/ 12:03:49 <@Jor_> church: go and complain to someone who cares ;) 13:02:14 * masterF00 looks around 13:02:17 <@masterF00> SEX! 13:03:41 * Zoef hides 19:26:47 <@Kornicz> i was at a bbq party on DST sunday, a lot of people were exactly 1 hour late :) 20:50:33 <@edgars> boring movie 20:52:59 <@Calver> which one? 20:57:35 < DrMabuse> most of them 07:51:22 <@Ymarg> Do they going to have cybersex here? 07:51:36 <@Calver> cybersex is lame 07:51:58 <@Calver> it belongs to inferior jerks 07:52:33 <@Calver> and they're doing it w/ other inferior jerks (and sometimes havent-been-fucked-for-year-because-ugly chicks) 07:53:06 <@Ymarg> huh... I thought you're already started ;p 08:52:05 <@enge> I had a rather funny incident with the subway ticket controllers here 08:52:41 <@enge> since the entrance at CDG wasnt on power it let anyone in 08:52:48 <@enge> so I didnt buy any ticket 08:53:14 <@enge> then when I wanted to pass from RER to subway those bunch of mobsters waited in the way 08:53:24 <@enge> bonjour, controlle de billet! 08:53:31 <@enge> (which is like, Achtung! Papiere!) 08:53:59 <@enge> so I just said "ich spreche kein franzosisch" [Ai] 08:54:07 <@enge> so the guy tried to speak in english to me 08:54:14 <@enge> so I just said "ich spreche kein franzosisch" [Ai] 08:54:21 <@enge> so the guy tried to speak in german 08:54:34 <@enge> he said "papiere, train, herr" 08:54:36 <@enge> so I did 08:54:40 <@enge> I showed him my passport 08:54:46 <@enge> and he got a little bit tired and confused 08:54:52 <@enge> and there was a bunch of niggas arriving 08:54:59 <@enge> so he occupied himself with that 08:55:07 <@enge> and said "danke schon" to me [Ai] 08:55:09 <@enge> :) 15:26:22 < Church-> and .. rocco does have kids, right? ;> 15:26:52 <@Calver> two 15:27:06 <@Calver> Lorenzo and Leonardo Siffredi :-) 15:27:31 <@otis> i think it was only 2 times when he didn't fuck a woman into ass 08:53:45 <@oz> kakkola: moin, darling. bend over. 08:55:29 <@kakkola> oh yes 08:55:32 <@kakkola> i forgot 08:55:36 * kakkola bends over 08:56:28 * oz fscks -y /dev/kakkola 08:57:05 <@oz> still some bad blocks, honey. Again? :) 08:58:12 <@kakkola> mmmm don;t think so :P 08:58:35 <@kakkola> but you don't need to put "-y", you know my answer is always YES! 10:41:52 <@Drabant> ALL HE^HAIL POPE BENEDICTUS XVI! 11:09:09 <@kakkola> i had sex for the first time when i was 15. So when i was 30 i said to myself: "hey! it's great! from now you have more than half of your live fucking" 11:29:05 <@kakkola> brb boss calling 11:29:57 <@kakkola> he calls me and asnswer the phone 11:29:57 <@kakkola> I'LL KILL HIM 11:39:23 <@Kizome> kakkola: my boss also did it all the time, call me by phone and answering as if i was calling him 11:39:52 <@kakkola> lol kiz 11:39:55 <@Kizome> kakkola: he did it till once i told him "sorry, i think i'm mistaken" and hung the phone.. 11:40:04 <@kakkola> ahahhahahahahahaha 11:40:06 <@kakkola> fantastic 19:33:42 <@serkoon> I wonder if 'Calver' already is on wikipedia, as the source of all internet pictures 11:13:05 <@oz> all the same shit...except debian...thats noble shit. 15:26:31 <@inetd> I'm hiring again :) 15:27:00 <@inetd> anyone looking for a challenging job ? 15:27:13 <@inetd> or a really goodlooking boss ? 20:53:37 -!- liki_ [liki@hutcs.cs.hut.fi] has joined #unix 20:56:17 -!- Netsplit over, joins: ascizo, pasil 21:11:02 -!- kirma_ [jkirma@kekkonen.cs.hut.fi] has joined #unix 21:11:12 -!- Discipl [disciple@woodstock.cs.tut.fi] has joined #unix 21:11:41 <+mifo> finland invasion 21:12:06 < Discipl> I have news for you: irc was invented in finland ;) 13:06:14 < Karantan> can any1 who has op remuve karantan.agencija.org from ban list ... 13:06:42 <@ichiban> why? 13:07:09 < Karantan> because i ask realy humble 13:07:10 < Karantan> =) 13:08:12 <@boink> well, get down on your knees and beg then 13:08:30 < Quithd> hehe 13:08:33 <@iL76> Karantan: in first place, why is it there? 13:08:33 <@inetd> why did you get banned in the first place ? 13:08:38 < Karantan> amm i'm doing it right now ... 13:08:40 <@iL76> inetd: LOL 13:08:45 < Karantan> i don't know 13:08:54 < Karantan> don't remember ... 13:08:59 < Karantan> i forgot 13:09:01 <@iL76> lame 13:09:04 < Karantan> long time ago 13:09:16 <@iL76> probably a good reason to keep it then? 13:09:27 < Karantan> ah no it isnt ... 13:09:32 < Karantan> i change ... 13:09:34 <@iL76> how do you know? 13:09:37 < Karantan> i change ... 13:09:37 <@ichiban> he got banned for opbegging 13:09:44 < Karantan> realy 13:10:01 <@iL76> or for eggdrop 13:10:13 <@ichiban> and running nnscript of course 13:10:27 < Karantan> what is wrong with nnscript 13:10:36 <@iL76> irc is for human 13:10:47 < Karantan> what is wrong with nnscript???????? 13:10:54 < Karantan> ichiban 13:10:58 -!- Karantan was kicked from #unix by Koston [bye now] 13:10:58 -!- Karantan [~Karantan@BSN-77-185-146.dsl.siol.net] has joined #unix 13:10:59 -!- Karantan was kicked from #unix by Calver [FUCK YOU YOU FUCKIN FUCK] 13:11:00 -!- Karantan [~Karantan@BSN-77-185-146.dsl.siol.net] has joined #unix 13:11:03 -!- mode/#unix [+i] by Koston 13:11:07 < Karantan> hmm 13:11:07 <@Calver> eh 13:11:14 -!- Karantan was kicked from #unix by Calver [moron] 13:11:20 <@iL76> lol! now we don't need to remember old reason :-) 22:53:30 * SimonB contemplates growing a beard. 22:54:06 <@serkoon> sounds like a plan 22:54:32 < SimonB> i recently started administering AIX mainfrmes so i thought it might be time to grow one 09:25:54 <@kakkola> moin 09:34:18 <@safumufh> TGIF!! 09:34:20 <@safumufh> moin 09:34:25 <@kakkola> TGIF? 09:34:36 <@safumufh> Thank God It's Friday :) 09:34:41 <@kakkola> The Great Impossible Fuck? 09:34:43 <@kakkola> oh! 09:34:48 <@kakkola> YES! it's friday! 09:35:25 <@Calver> women... 09:16:40 <@firefox01> this week starts with a lot of shitty work :( 09:19:37 < inetd> just like the way last week ended ... 09:19:58 < inetd> trouble doesn't just disappear over the weekend 09:20:13 <@[0]> not? 09:20:28 <@Calver> it usually does :-) 09:20:44 <@[0]> i thought it's the only reason weekends exist. 09:20:48 <@Calver> you know, we're doin' cutting-edge here, it got obsolete by 3 days 09:21:15 <@liki> moin * 09:21:16 < inetd> IT problems do ; but /me is no longer in the IT business 09:21:38 <@[0]> inetd: you became a gardener, now? 09:21:41 -!- mode/#unix [+o inetd] by Calver 09:21:44 <@Calver> shepherd? 09:21:49 <@inetd> close 09:21:54 <@firefox01> inetd: oh, tell us. what have you changed? 09:22:12 <@[0]> scientology guru and master of the 17th degree..? 09:23:29 <@inetd> I have mostly women in my department, so one could call me a sheperd indeed 22:52:40 <@edgars> make build = 6h =/ 22:54:00 <@serkoon> get a faster peecee 22:54:05 <@serkoon> or a cluster 22:55:32 <@foxtwo> or a life :) 22:57:19 <@Ruupert-> hehe.. or do like linugsers do, wank while whatching code being compiled 19:21:54 <@kirma_> best presents come in money transfers 19:21:59 <@kirma_> ;> 19:31:09 <@DeadFlesh> lol 19:31:11 <@DeadFlesh> and blowjobs 10:25:50 <@ern> Hm. 10:26:13 <@ern> I did not make any sex (not even to hand) this weekend. 10:26:27 <@ern> Maybe I'm getting old. 09:27:36 <@safumufh> its worldchampionship day!! 09:27:43 <@safumufh> finally 09:27:48 <@safumufh> \o/ 09:29:04 <@vandaal> polish hooligans revenge for World War II 09:35:05 <@lorindol> you mean the polish hooligans lost ww2? 16:05:18 < DeadFlesh> the "make" part of kids is fine - but the "make install" isn't the thing I'd like to initiate 16:05:52 <@Kornicz> DeadFlesh: you're allowed to "make clean" within the first 13 weeks :)